"To describe every experience in the universe, you would need an endless supply of pens and an endless supply of paper. An infinite supply of literate monkeys is a bonus."

Once upon a day in high school, two discoveries were made that would begin an exploration of life, the universe, and everything: a day-by-day calendar of grafitti, and email.

What started as a daily email of witty one-liners and quotations became a mental journey of creating PHILs:

1. (n): An email with presumably humourous intricacies of life in the form of one-liner words of wisdom, explorations and questions about life (personal and writ large), and a bunch of other meaningless drabble; 2. (n) aforementioned one-liner of wisdom and snappy retorts; 3. (bs) smart and intelligent musings that will change the course of history.

At its peak, it numbered over 50 victi-... er... members, and now is over ten years old, keeps me in touch with my friends and family.